A plan to steal the Kaaba? An Islam-O-Meter?
Only a Trump (R-Der Führer) supporter could think of these things.
Well done, OP. You are certainly living up to all of my expectations of Trump fans.
Again?
Rather than a test for atheist Muslims, could we have a test for minimum intelligence to post at the Straight Dope? Call it the octopus test, as that would be the minimum brainpower required to be allowed to post here.
As for the blinkyandthelame, well, Bless your heart…
This thread is a decent piece of satire. I give it a rating of 5/7 for effort.
If that were the only evidence, sure. But he also made this the first post on the message board. And not even in a thread about Trump that maybe he accidentally stumbled upon.
Even if you are a fucking Nazi sympathizer, you know admitting it on some random Internet site is going to stir up shit.
Wow. Four pages already.
Good feeding here.
(I know, I know. Doper’s gotta shit somewhere. Troll’s gotta feed. Circle of life.)
Your and your cohorts’ power is simply power of the stupidity. The childlike minds of closeted bigots who think potholes in Spokane are Obama’s fault, the president can simply wage a war from their bedroom whenever they want while he or she controls gas prices singlehandedly. Oh, and the loudest man who uses 3rd grade vocabulary is definitely qualified to run a country.
For once and for all, look at this screen and read slowly: Trump will not win the nomination. Trump will not win the election. Trump won’t stay in the race to the nomination. He is tabloid fodder on tour for his next book, which will have another photo of him with an angry face for you to forcibly masturbate to.
He is not interested in being president. He just wants your money. And I certainly doubt this small-time businessman will be thought well of when his richer and powerful contributors hear they can no longer do business with their rich Saudi conglomerates because Trumpy said, “No! No! You’re stupid!! Nyah, Nyah, Nyah.”
Considering voting for that fucktard lowers anyone’s intelligence twofold. Since you support him, hope you can still trap a raccoon for dinner. You’re cohorts won’t be able to help on that.
It’s possible to make a post that stirs up shit without being a troll. Pretty much anything in GD is intended to stir up shit or it wouldn’t be a debate. To be a troll, it has to be done for the sole purpose of stirring up shit. Trolling doesn’t mean “arguing something that the majority disagrees with.”
I see nothing in the OP’s posts that suggests he doesn’t passionately believe everything he’s saying here. I think the Dopers responding with smart-ass posts* are trolling him more than he’s trolling us.
** which is the correct response to such stupidity*
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me…
Will the real Slim Pinky please stand up?
Bravo!!! Nicely said!
Your kind has lost all credibility a long time ago, as your kind has been claiming what you are now typing since the very beginning of the campaign. And by your kind, I mean the mainstream media, various clueless pundits, delusional Democrats and others who implemented a campaign of mocking Trump, a strategy which has backfired in a big way right in their faces.
Trump won’t stay in the race to the nomination? The first primary is a short time away. Your very ignorant prediction will have been proven false then. But keep believing what you choose, if that gives you a false sense of comfort and if it makes you sleep better at night. The nightmare for the Democrats hasn’t yet begun.
If Trump was running for the House, that’d be one thing. But, you can’t win the presidency in 2016 by appealing solely to bigoted white males. There simply aren’t enough of you.
The nightmare is not for the Democrats, but for the country and the planet. The clown has nowhere near the gravitas to stand up to any democrat in a debate, only against his fellow loons. As much as I hope he’s the nominee, I seriously doubt he’ll be.
Please don’t run this clown off. The board’s been a little slow lately with Christmas vacation over, and summer so far off, we need a loon or two to keep us entertained. Og sent us a Trump supporter to play with, so be nice.
What more proof do you need that Trump appeals to the most vile, disgusting creatures than this topic?
I was thinking more this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BsaxyraBdQ8
Look, retard, the OP has the word “if” in it. Want me to fly to your shack and read it to you really slow?
Excuse me, are you under the bizarre delusions that a) you actually have some direct influence on US foreign policy; b) that anyone who you consider an enemy checks out this board for actionable intelligence?
This guy’s funny. Please keep him around awhile.
Some people just can’t get enough of masturbating to the Apocalypse, I guess.