And those muddy Irishmen, forcing people who want to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day to be come “Irish for a day”!! Pricks.
Don’t even get me started on those Catholic grade-school kids who celebrate their Confirmation. Are non-Catholics invited to participate? Nooooooooo. Discriminatory fucks.
But you know who pisses me off the most? Birthday people. It’s their “special” day, and not only are we excluded from that specialness, we actually have to give them presents!! Can you think of a more exclusionary activity than that?!!
I hope they all burn in hell.
OK, so this year I had to use a vacation day to celebrate Yom Kippur. I can have Christmas off? You’re too kind. Really. Thanks.
I don’t know if this relates to the OP, but, then, I can’t think of a good response that does relate to the OP so this is the best you’ll get out of me.
Please don’t tell our secrets. All that Paddy’s day stuff is all for the tourists.
[sub]On every March 17th we actually sit in the mud getting wet because of the rain and do voodoo stuff over maps chatting “one of us, one of us, begorrah”[/sub]
Serves ya right. Did you invite any non-Jews to go with you to synagogue? Didn’t think so. Hell, I lived for three years with a conservative Rabbinical student, and kept Kosher in the apartment, but did he invite me to schul for the High Holy Days? Noooo. Anti-Gentilic bastard.
And don’t give me “none of my Christian friends invited me to church on Christmas” crap. In America, Christians have the moral right to do whatever they want, because (i) they’re the majority, and (ii) this nation was founded on Christian principles. So of course they get Christmas off.
Smackfu, you reminded me of another group I hate – people who celebrate Labor Day. This holiday is obviously discriminatory against lazy fucks like myself. This country cannot survive such divisions!!
More discrimination!! Y’all pretend to be pseudo-inclusive, even though you make non-Micks wear Budweiser “Irish for a day” pins (the easier to round them up later, hmm?). And now we learn that you actually hide the true St. Paddy’s Day celebrations.
May your feet be stuck in the peat for a generation.
I’m shocked–shocked–that no one has even mentioned the most blatantly discriminatory “holiday” on the American calendar–one which, unlike many which are mentioned above, has the full official sanction of the United States federal government. I refer, of course, to the so-called “Independence Day”, or “Fourth of July” as many call it (no doubt in an attempt to hide the true nature of this “holiday”). Clearly “Independence Day” is nothing more than an attempt to stir up hatred and prejudice against our British friends and allies–the same nation which is bound by treaty to defend Iowa from foreign invasion, we fought alongside Americans to defeat the tyranny of Nazism and who stood with us to hold back the tyranny of Communism, and who are, need I remind you, our own mother nation.
It’s time to end this Angophobic “celebration”. We as a nation should be able to rise above this sort of prejudice.
(And don’t even get me started on that “National Anthem”, either…)
well, honey,…sweetie, I just mean that…it’s frickin’ annoying…how evil and mean for the people that aren’t in love, or even want to be…
does that ever make a difference?..noooooooo…is their pain and suffering EVER taken into account??
it discriminates against ‘unattached’ people…
love being flung everywhere…chocolate being bandied about…I mean, for shit’s sake…we just got out of the sugarfest-dentist and Hallmark-driven-chocolate-cavity hell of christmas…
why oh why must I be subjected to red fuckin’ velvet, roses and lacy bull-caca everywhere…and then be expected to out-do last years’ love-fest…everyone striving to achieve some sort of ‘perfect valentines day’ of love…
may they gag on cheap edible heart-shaped panties.
Do you know that everytime I go into Hallmark to buy one of those lightbulb menorahs the cashier looks at me funny? I think it’s because I’m black. Religionists!
What about New Year’s Day!? I mean, it’s not even a frickin’ viable entity! And why does January first get all this? Why not February 19 (incidentally, my birthday, but I think all people born on New New Years Day should still get presents). This discrimination has got to stop!