"Isnt It Romantic, Hiring a Hit Man for Your Girl . . . "

From today’s Times, an impetuous Romeo who really knows how to make his gal say “yes!”

Because having her killed will really speed up that marriage process. You’ll need a REALLY good beautician mind you.

No link?

She’s just a girl who cain’t say “yes.”
She’s in a terrible fix!

Spurned Cop in Alleged Hit Plot

[crusty old woman] In my days we were given serenades, and we liked it that way [/cow]

May I say I love how that acronym worked out in the closing tag?

Thanks Taber :slight_smile:
I don’t know, obviously the guy loves her, why else would he spend US$3000 on her. That has to count more than some cheap flowers and some stupid dinner. No boyfriend ever spent that much on me. I said she should marry him.*

*Sarcasm, in case you are sarcasm-blind.