I dunno about the world ending, but there’s all these guys in suits on the telly. Is anything special supposed to be happening today? What have I missed?
:o (Goes back to sleep)
I’m sure theres a great flip remark to be made here, but damned if I can think of it.
The world’s coming to an end and I don’t even care!
As long as I can have my limo and my orange hair!
Your efforts will not go unrewarded. 
I, for one, welcome our new satanic overlords …
Can I just get a ride to the Cafe at the End of the Universe, then?