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Israel has launched these sorts of preemptive airstrikes before, so Iran has probably taken measures to protect their Good Stuff
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Maybe that’s why the Israelis are considering nukes. 
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Don’t we have “plans” to nuke Canada, England and Bermuda?
You know, just in case?
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I don’t know about nuclear options, but we do have an invasion plan for Canada gathering dust somewhere. Of course it’s over 75 years old.
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but we do have an invasion plan for Canada gathering dust somewhere.
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I think most countries have plans to invade everyone else.
Suppose the Russkies took over Quebec, or the Egyptians Tel Aviv, and the USA had to go to the rescue.
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coughs, examines fingernails
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Done entirely by British troops. Why’re you bringing it up?
[QUOTE=RickJay]
Done entirely by British troops. Why’re you bringing it up?
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Well, technically yes, but Canada was still considered a British colony at that point (our official confederation of provinces came about in 1867) so we were on their side of the war.
It’s a joke: if the U.S. has plans to invade Canada, and so forth… er…
cymbal ba-dum-tish?
crickets
If the plans are 75 years old, then the object is obviously to grab all the liquor and run.