"It doesn't have any wang in it!"

[rackman]

@JoeSki

Why would you hire a mime to shave your ass

Because he’ll keep his mouth shut?

[nocturnal_tick]

@SpectBrain

This is a bit of a hijack, but I came across this the other day. Concerning Harry Potter, this is what happens if you replace the letter ‘d’ in the word wand with the letter ‘g’.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…