It is 10 AM here in India, but no rapture.

And another thing. Why does god care about time zones? If he’s going to take all the good little boys and girls to the land of milk and honey with him, why doesn’t he just do it all at once instead of taking them piecemeal according to where they live? Come on, God, get it together.

It’s 10.39 here. Nothing yet.

Oh hang on a minute, what’s

am I evil for wanting to print up a bunch of these and sneaking them onto the neighbors doors?

Bear with us please guys, it’s just a small technical problem with the escalators.

Hey look at this, it’s 2133 and still no rapture. Baroo.

But then, nothing ever happens in Adelaide.

I think this will be an excuse for why it did not happen yet.

LIES, Lies and slander.

Murder happens here all the time.

It’s past 6PM in India. Still there?

Its the end of the world as we know it…
And I feel fine…

Yup. Alive and kicking.

Watching the the world go by in BBC and CNN.

Doomsday sketch

‘Will this wind be so mighty…?’

This one is my personal favorite:

ETA: Curse you, Johnny L.A.! Although mine is the original . . .

Or you could watch the video, above. :wink:

Meanwhile, Isis and Ba’al gonna have a DJ down at the club-temple and watch it on the jumbotron.

Darn, I’ll have to find the June rent :frowning:

0007 Sunday, 22 May 2011.

Precisely jack shit has happened. Even the nasty windy, rainy weather that could have been perceived as a harbinger of the apocalypse has died down.