<that Journey song>
Be good to your elf when
Nobody else can
Ooooh, be good to your elf
</that Journey song>
The real problem with this country is that Americans are just too elfish. If we could just get together and cooperate in an unelfish manner we could make America truly great !
I prefer changing the word “heart” to the word “arse”. This is especially effective with soppy love ballads in the Celine Dion mould.