Elf awareness.
Elf indulgent.
Elf abuse.
Elf conscious.
Elf destructive.
Elf hating jew.
Go fuck your elf.
And so on.
-FrL-
From the Divinal’s song…
“When I think about you I touch my elf…”
Our geeky house has sung this misheard lyric often, to general giggles…
Cheers,
G
But only half an Elf is myself 
Buddy the elf! What’s your favorite color?
Respect your elf!
There is nothing to fear but fear its elf.
Know thy elf.
Elf-inflicted wounds.
Elf-is has left the building!
My sister is always trying to get me interested in elf-improvement. I admit I’d like to get to know my elf a little better, but I think you need to accept all the postive and negative aspects of your elf to truly gain elf awareness.
Wow. I never expected such a simple change to be so funny!
Note to elf: more toys, less shoes.
Elf-service gas stations would be interesting…
I saw a shop sign which said “elf Service Launderette”. I suppose you go there to wash your smalls.
Is this thread a Elf-parody?
Honey, you better check your elf before you wreck your elf.
I had thought I respected my elf too much to post in this thread.
I used to practice elf mutilation until I happened across some elf help books that really made me look at my elf, perhaps for the first time ever. Now, my periods of elf loathing are less and less with each passing day.
To thy own elf, be true.
“So I said to my elf, Elf…”