O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Huzzah!
Of course, you will still get nightmares about utterly non-existent classes and exams and essays that you know you haven’t done enough work for and there will be panic. 
Well done. Congratulations (and also for the laundry achievement!) 
Fantastic! There’ll be a round on me as well!
Sounds like I’m in for a great night!
If this wasn’t intentional, this is one of the best and most appropriate slips I’ve ever read. Congrats on your degree!
Congrats
We aim to please.
That is all different kinds of awesome. Those 22 years were going to go by no matter what, so mind as well get a degree in that time.
I work with a lot of people who are endeavoring to go to school while working full-time. It’s not easy, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for you.
Congrats! Have a cold one… it’s only just beginning…
Conga-rats! I’ve been working on my MBA since 1977. You’re definitely a faster worker than I am!
I just finished paying $5 to have my transcripts transferred to my graduating university. It’s going to take 3-5 days to process, then be mailed, then y’know, I have to wait for the August graduation bit.
This starts to feel like the agony of having wrapped Christmas presents under the tree on Thanksgiving, and having to wait to open them 