Well, actually, it had been a dark and not very stormy day, but I figured I’d check anyways, and lo and behold: The 2004 results for the Bulwer-Lytton Memorial Bad Prose Contest are up.
Be afraid, be very afraid…
Cicero
August 1, 2004, 1:20am
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It’s great isn’t it?
I did the like the dark and stormy night submission… :rolleyes:
Some of those are darn funny.
As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, “Your daughter will be 17 inches long,” to which Reynoldo replied, "do you know the weight, too, San Jose?
Anybody want to start our own contest?
Baker
August 1, 2004, 4:11am
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Oooh, NIghtwatch , that sounds like fun. One or more of the mods, if they would agree, could be the judge. I’d give it a shot.
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