Isn’t there a warning on the bottle that says “Viagra not intended for use in self abuse”?
Forty two cases out of millions of doses? And the blindness they speak of is caused by heart disease and diabetes without the drug. If I were going to take Viagra or Cialis or Levitra I would do so without regard to this silly concern. After all, I’m a geezer already and I’m not blind from that other thing. A little myopic, maybe. 
I didn’t know you took Viagra, Casey1505.
On the plus side, it has shown the unintended beneficial side effect of reinvigorating palm hair growth.
Whoops.
You hang around the Viagra threads a lot?
What can I say? I like to be where the action is…or will be for the next 36 hours.
Why dintcha say something on Saturday?-we could have snuck off somewhere 
Oh, ye gods… 
Admit it, Casey…you just chose that thread title to create more “Sequential Thread Title” entrants.