I can’t say which he deserves more; a bludgeoning death or slow strangulation.
I went into the office to get my eyes checked. He was talking about eyes and age, looked at my info card, and referred to me as “52 years young.”
“52 years young.”
Bloody cheek, from this smug bastard.
At this point, I’m also considering it would be a good thing if he were to get a good wheeling.
Careful now. You wouldn’t want to raise your blood pressure up too much.
You have issues.
The OP is clearly blinded by his anger.
I went to the eye doctor the other day and he told me I needed to stop masturbating.
I asked him why. Isn’t that thing about masturbation causing blindness a myth?
“Oh, it’s not that,” the good doc said, “you’re just making me really uncomfortable.”
I guess it’s true that old men tend to be cranky
What do they say on your anger management course?
My GP’s practice has a couple of other patients with the same name as me. So when making appointments, my address is verified to make sure they have the correct one.
Went to have some stitches removed by a nurse a few years ago and after she finished, I noticed the details on her computer were those of one of my namesakes and she’d not realised I wasn’t that patient.
It wasn’t a big deal and I wouldn’t have minded, but for the fact that the other bloke was 59 and I was 38.
Last time I was at my optometrist he commented that “when we get to be our age” bifocals become more attractive.
“OUR AGE”?!? I’ve been going to this guy since I was eight – and I’m now fourty-two! Bifocaled bastard.
And then he had the temerity to say “how about all this rain we’ve been having?”
Fucking bastard.
He was obviously trying to make himself feel younger.
At least he stayed off your lawn.
Who are you calling old? I’d say the OP is pretty young.
The highlight of Gran Torino is hearing Clint Eastwood say, “Get off my lawn.”
Whatever, Papaw.
Issues? I suspect he has a subscription.
My gynecologist once attempted to sway me from using the Depo shot as birth control because it was targeted for “younger women” - I wasn’t even 30 yet!
So I got the Depo shot out of spite.
My then-husband said it was great birth control, because I was too much of a bitch to get close to for three months. 
(And no, that’s not why he’s an ex, that was funny and I couldn’t deny it!!)
Try re-typing the OP with your teeth in, you’re hard to understand this way…
I think he needs a prescription.