I don’t know if they count as WMD, but the SDMB does have some interesting armaments. I’ve found
Incendiary Pigs http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=279280
Goat Cannons http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=41020
and the ever popular
1920s style death ray http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=202225
Anybody have any others?
Robin
And now Cosmic Cottonballs!
Let’s not forget individual dopers, like…
**Monkey With a Gun
Gunslinger
1920s Style Death Ray
Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair
Airman Doors
NotWithoutRage
Vanilla
Atomic Badger Racing**
etc…
forgot ArcherGal
And the mighty OG SMASH!
Let’s not forget The Cooler of Death. Bioweaponry of the highest order.
The ever-handy trebuchet: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=272284&highlight=trebuchet
(sorry, don’t know how to code it purdy).
Oh, and though I am loathe to bring it up, there’s always the 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235&highlight=jelly+dong
sigh
Hey, don’t forget the zombie posters. CRUSH THEM!
The terrifying and unstoppable waspthrower :eek:
Terrifying and temperamental hamsters
Burning dogs
Kitchen knives, with which to hack her to death
“Our chief weapon is fear. Fear, … and Surprise. Our two chief weapons are fear, and surprise, … and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. … Amongst our weaponry are :”
My very own Biscuit Cannon. It’s in the David Blaine thread from last year, about the 3rd or 4th page in. I think theres a Cake Trebuchet in there too.
Forget all that.
I say that the worst weapon in our SDMB arsenel is the Pwincess Pwecious!!!
With a weapon like that in our possession, nobody would dare even think about taking us over!
:smack:
In addition to the obvious Ogre we must add Dragon and Monstre. Who else has weaponry or fearful names? Don’t we have a Dread Pirate someone or other…?