. . . not even on Facebook ferchrissakes??? Help me out here, before I sink into a pit of self pity. 
Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Happy Birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Happy Birthday Dear TruCelt!
Happy Birthday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Enjoy your day - if you were close, I’d buy you a drink!!!
Happy birthday!
Love,
Mom
Happy Birthday!
You have to tell people, otherwise how will they know?
On my last birthday, I told everyone. I even got a hug. And a date.
Thanks. Better now. 
Did you actually enter and publicize your birthdate on Facebook? Some people don’t have it public and they only end up getting salutations from their super cool friends who remember their birthdays.
Happy birthday, tho!
Congratulations on the celebration of your circumnavigation of the sun.
Happy birthday! And many more!
That’s me. I don’t share my birthday and its usually about this time of day when I’m feeling like “no one cares” that I realize I have my privacy settings locked down to within an inch. And those who know me well find me a little odd about my birthday - I don’t like to make a big deal about it, which means people don’t mention it. (I do like to be wished Happy Birthday).
Happy Birthday, TruCelt. Do something special for yourself today - even if its just a bath and a glass of wine and chocolate…
Kudos on not dying this past year.
Happy - that’s about the size of it! LOL! Surviving this one has been mroe than the usual challenge!
Dangerosa - me too. I usually don’t give a farina, but for some reason it started to bug me. So naturally I turned to you guys for the answer!
Thanks again, y’all!
How are you going to treat yourself today?
Happy Birthday, Internet Stranger! 
(Whew, good thing I logged on – in 45 minutes it will no longer be your birthday. Well, at least not where I am it won’t be :p)
Happy birthday! How does it feel to be so old? [Ducking and running. Well, more like jogging. At your age, you’re not apt to catch me… unless you got one of those turbo-charged old people scooters.]
Birthday happy! Wait, that’s not right…
Congratulations on preventing your quantum waveform from collapsing for yet another revolution about the sun!
No-one has said it to me either. Of course it could be because it’s not my birthday yet.
Happy birthday.
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life!
I make sure that someone will wish me a happy birthday by telling everyone for weeks before that my birthday is approaching. I am shameless in doing so. I keep waiting for someone to throw me a surprise party, but so far no one has…
A very happy Un-birthday to me, to you… 
(see? Now “Noone” has said it!)