Sari I know! First MOOOOOOM makes deviled aigs without paprika, then a bomb threat less than a mile from da cave. If ever anyone was deservin’ of a case of the vapors it’s me! 
Ok, I don’t have the vapors but I do have the tahrd. Ima go lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time. Sounds like there could be tstorms in the area before the night’s over. That makes for good sleepy weather for da bear.
Nitey Nite Y’all!
Salad is et, trying a new beer: Aviator Madbeach 
Tooting your own horn there, missy? 
You’re wrong. It’s Tony Awards night. I, however, will be watching MythBusters.
Tony won an award? Good for him!
Well, wattur you s’posed to do when you have extra dynamite? I mean, there are some unfortunate people who can’t afford their own?
Mebbe someone thinks a certain cemint pond should be larger.
Strap a couple of pounds of C4 to one of the incoming sharks.
Moses and Aaron on a stick.
They lived to fight…sit in their car…another day.
My first thought is that it is a toy given to Goodwill.
That’s an odd shaped award. Couldn’t they just do a bowling style trophy?