It's a cooter crisis!

[Garfield226]

I swear I am not making this up:

Cooter Crisis in Citrus County

@the article

“Cooters,” she said. “They all look the same. So I had no idea that there was a difference.”

Hat tip to Fark.

[Susie_Derkins]

I wish I’d heard about that festival sooner…I would have loved to enter the Miss Cooter spokesmodel competition.

[Hypno-Toad]

“So that leads to the logical question: How can you find a fast cooter?”

The eternal question.