I approve of this. Of course, we also have bacon and egg pizzas in this part of the world, which are delicous at any time of the day. 
“Manly” and having milk in your coffee are concepts that don’t go together. I would put “IMHO” on the end of that sentence, but it would be unmanly, IMHO.
You must have missed the latest Manliness Guild memo - milk in coffee is acceptable as long as it is from a cow and comes either from the fridge or, if camping/fishing/hunting/hiking a tin, UHT container or powdered form. And it can only be a bit - none of this nonsense about “coffee” which is 90% milk with only a bit of coffee thrown in somewhere along the line to stop the drink from being essentially adulterated milk.
You missed out adjectives such as “soggy” and “not easy to hold and eat with one hand”. 
And the guy thing around here seems to be the farts. Or at least that’s what my husband claims… :dubious:
In my manly opinion, one cannot determine manliness by reference to “the latest” or from a “memo”.
But American coffee is considered unmanly (unhuman actually) by a lot of the world, no matter what you put in it it’s already got too much water.
I know people who think that fried eggs are a breakfast food and would never have one for dinner. I know people who think fried eggs are a dinner food and would never have one for breakfast. I know people who like their processed cereals round, flat and dunked in milk, others who like them in a multitude of shapes and drenched in milk. I know people who think the only acceptable ways to have milk are in coffee or in hot cocoa.
So long as I haven’t had breakfast yet, I’ll eat almost anything - the almost corresponds to those things that make me puke, which is kind of not the desired outcome of a meal.
Sadly, we have to make some concessions to the modern world. Ah, for the good old days…
I do tend to think of the having of penis as mostly a guy thing, but even that is a dodgy indicator.
Except both myself and Martini are resident in Brisbane, Australia, which has very good coffee.
Making concessions is unmanl… Ah fuck it, I’m bored of this joke.
You may have missed this memo.
Ah. It’s even dodgier than I thought! 
OK, I think we just need to give up. There is nothing that reliably indicates guy-ness. Certainly not breakfast foods, anyway.
And it even says so in your location, and I swear I looked for it and didn’t see it. Can I use “lack of coffee” as an acceptable excuse?
Indeed it does. The cafe scene has gotten a lot better in recent years, too. I like to give Brisbane stick for a lot of things, but its cafe scene and coffee quality isn’t among them.
Here’s another guy thing: when you are in public and you want to cry, e.g. you are watching a sad movie, you inhale hard through your nose and suck those tears back into your head.
LOL. Or try really hard not to blink lest the tears come out.
Guys only have one g-spot, and it’s the same place for every guy.
The greatest compliment you can give a guy is how nasty his fart smells.
Well, that one in the center: he had a flap holster and he was in no itchin’ hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn’t gonna do nothin’. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move.
** Josie Wales**
Well there’s your problem. You should have simply asked them to leave your bus.
Fresh, hot pizza is good. Cold leftover pizza is good. Microwaved pizza is bad. If you feel the need to reheat pizza, the best way (though still inferior to fresh) is in a skillet on the stove.
Pssh, I guess.