It’s such a superior garment for everything save a splintery seesaw. It needn’t be the pleated variety which requires yards upon yards of wool cloth either. Utili-Kilts have been adopted by long distance hikers, like the thru-hikers of the Appalachian Trail, for years by a small and loyal subset waging a lonely war against chafing and fromunda cheese.
If only every man could have had his SO delivery a quick blowjob owing to the access only the kilt-clad possess. Think of all the semi-public youthful frottage that could have effortlessly escalated had kilts been the garment, not blue jeans. That would’ve clearly created a demand. Plus the flagging fanny pack business could have transitioned into a sporran empire. I’d love a sporran. Carry my wallet, and maybe a snack.
I’ve never worn one, but they seem awesome, except for that one part where no one else wears one, and you have to fight every jackass that mocks your skirt.