oh lord, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I didn’t even see that! Please kill me now.
And Barbie does have a computer. If you go to that link, and search, you’ll find it. But its not as scary as squeezing a cat to pee.
Lynn:
I knew I should have left “full grown” in the post. I used to be a Vet Tech, so I know about kittens, but this is supposed to be a normal cat. I had “full grown” in there and I took it out. DAMN. Sorry.
My parents, that’s who the fuck. The cat got hit by a car, and his tail was broken in just the exact wrong spot. The only way he could eliminate was to be squeezed. My parents eventually had to put him to sleep.
Gross gross gross…
When I was a little girl, I used to flush barbie down the toilet. I also took her head off and swapped it with Ken’s. My parents were very concerned… 
So when can we expect kitty-has-the-runs-fun Barbie?
E.
not that this above link needs to be anymore vaguely homosexual, but. . . .
http://us.imdb.com/Posters?0119574
well, of course, that’s an extreme situation. But I worry that little kids will start picking up their REAL cats and try to squeeze them over the litter box
I woudln’t worry; most cats have an excellent sense of dignity and self-preservation. 
This is a popular toy?! If the little girls want to clean out a litter box, they can come over to my house! I have two large boxes for four cats. There’s plenty of poop for all!
This is a popular toy?! If the little girls want to clean out a litter box, they can come over to my house! I have two large boxes for four cats. There’s plenty of poop for all!
The really scary thing is that my 3-yr-old daughter would actually love this thing. Fuzzy kitties and bodily functions. That’s what preschoolers are all about.
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Originally posted by Monster104
That’s like squeezing my monster to make it take a leak!/QUOTE]
Well, depending on how it’s squeezed may depend on what, exactly, it leaks… 
Mmmm… squeezing Monster’s monster…
Esprix
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*Originally posted by Esprix *
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::snickers:: My thoughts exactly.
DEFINATELY NOT. Anybody ever see the ad for Barbie where she was the pilot of a jumbo jet and Ken was a flight STEWARD?? I saw that and the first thing popped into my head was that Judy Tenuda routine where she talks about being on a flight that had a steward. As she put it, “I won’t say he was gay, but it wouldn’t take much of a prison term…LIKE MAYBE A PARKING TICKET!!!” Then there was pregnant Barbie, which really seemed to bother people for some odd reason…
What’s up with her pants in that Amazon ad? I’ve done my fair share of acid in my day, but my God, never anything strong enough to think that something like that would be cool. Obviously there’s a problem with corporate America that we didn’t know about. They’re getting all the good drugs now and we’re left with crack. Bummer. Wish they’d give us back the good stuff and stop with the crazy designs.
Considering I used to take old half slips and put them on my Barbies with a sash around her waist, so that she had this dress with a fourteen foot train…(in Barbie feet, that is…).
I just got Ballet Lessons Barbie…she rocks.
Well, geez, I thought this was a joke, like Borg Barbies, even after I clicked on the link and looked at it. I called to La Principessa in the living room, “Have you ever heard of Kitty Fun Barbie?”
“Yes.”
“It’s a real toy, then? It’s not a joke?”
“Yeah, it pees when you squeeze it, and then you have to clean up the litter box. It’s so stupid.”
She then obligingly sang me the jingle.
“Kitty Fun Barbie, Marshmallow and me, we have each other, it’s gotta be Barbie…”
She also came over here and looked at the picture and wishes to point out that the kitty isn’t even a new one, it’s the same one from another Barbie set. “I already have it, it’s from Pet Shop Barbie or something…”
Ain’t America wonderful?
When I was little, my oldest brother bottle-fed my doll an* entire can* of Hershey’s chocolate syrup. She had the shits forever. I shudder to think what he might have done with that kitty.:eek:
Squeezing the kitty…ewwwwww!
There was never a pregnant Barbie. There was pregnant doll that came out about eight years ago, but it wasn’t a Barbie.
I believe the reason why people found it so disturbing was because you could pop off the doll’s pregnant stomach, remove the baby doll inside, and then snap a flat stomach back on to the mother doll. I think we can all agree that’s a freakin’ weird doll.
Still not as scary as Got Milk? Barbie.
I really wanted to buy that one, strip her to the waist, glue Kelly onto her nippleless tit, re-package it, and put it back on the store shelves.
Unfortunately, I’m always broke.
Now if they’d made her so you could squeeze her, and there were a couple of holes in those plastic mounds of hers, and the liquid came out in 3 fashion colors…
Somebody get me Mattel’s phone number, quick!
That’s not even that new. I remember having something that was a clear plastic doll, with internal organs in living color. I THINK that you could remove the organs and put them back in, don’t remember for sure (this was over 30 years ago, folks). It also had a pregnancy package, which showed the fetus inside the womb, which you could place on the doll instead of the nonpregnant tummy.