Hey, I guess it’s no more disgusting than Betsy Wetsy, when you think about it…
Sounds like The Visible Woman. Being a science-geek kid, I had the Visible Man, Visible Horse, Visible Cow, Visible Pigeon, Visible Frog, Visible Trout, and even the Visible Cricket . . . but I never had a Visible Woman.
Here are the soon-to-be-released Barbies. Enjoy.
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[QUOTE I believe the reason why people found it so disturbing was because you could pop off the doll’s pregnant stomach, remove the baby doll inside, and then snap a flat stomach back on to the mother doll. I think we can all agree that’s a freakin’ weird doll. **[/QUOTE]
<Blink Blink>. Um… I’m a 38 year old father of two, and…this is how my mother told me that babies come into the world. You gonna tell me my mother FUCKING LIED TO ME??? ** <Blink Blink>**.
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Oh, I had one of those. It was actually called Colostrum Barbie. * VERY* controversial. Apparently shipped in cooperation with the LaLeche League? Yes? Yes, I think that’s the one
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Well, would you prefer an anatomically correct doll that only gave birth after you spent hours squeezing its stomach and listened to it scream obscenities about how cruel it was for Ken (or some other male doll) to knock her up to begin with? :o It could even come with an emergency C-section kit in case of breech birth!
WTF?? I meant to type the thingie to make the smilie go :eek:, not :o
I HAVE Kitty Fun Barbie. The second I saw it in the store I knew I had to have it. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I’m a vet tech and I’m crazy for cats. In fact, my cat Angel is a big fluffy white cat and sometimes I call him My Little Marshmallow Head. I’m dying to get Veterinarian Barbie but I haven’t seen it in the stores for a long time.
Wasn’t there a Barbie doll that grew taller and sprouted tits when you turned her arm? So you could dress her in the adolescent wardrobe or the adult one?
Or was it only a bad dream? Please tell me it was only a bad dream…
Well, if you were a science geek teen like me, there was at least one Invisible Woman!
And I am disappointed - from the thread title, I was expecting this Barbie to come with a horse… or at least a Great Dane.
Finally, the real concept isn’t that far out. Until my cat Boojum was a full year old, he had the worst case of gassy runs - constantly. If you squeezed too hard when you picked him up… well, let’s just say you better have been pointing his front end towards you. I’m so glad he outgrew that.
(I think he outgrew it about the same time as he outgrew his fetish for eating rubber bands… or anything latex. Yes, eww, it was as bad as you are thinking.)
No, it wasn’t a bad dream. It was Growing Up Skipper. You remember Skipper? And P.J.? Whatever happened to them, anyway? Barbie seems to have no female friends anymore. Could it be that she flaunted her many careers in their faces and made them feel so inadequate that they committed suicide? Or maybe moved to a convent in Tibet…
And we all know that Ken is gay, but a gay male friend just isn’t the same as a female friend to talk girl talk to. And I don’t think Barbie and Ken really like each other anyway. She just hangs out with him because nobody else can stand to be within a mile of her.
Barbie is evil. She has no emotions, therefore no need for friends. And people with no emotions are extremely dangerous, for they don’t care who they have to lie to, cheat, walk over or kill to get what they want…
Barbie must be destroyed.