British people drive like this, American people drive like thisssss.
Fine, but we’re not giving up orthodontics.
We’ll let you keep your psychotherapy as well. We know you need to feel good about yourselves! 
I’ve often recoiled in horror just considering what an American Red Dwarf would be like.
Perhaps Cuba Gooding in the lead role?
Watch and weep.
Seriously, WTF, that’s just not right,
How to port a British show to the US.
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Use cast more beautiful [women] or handsome [men… or women if they are required to be old] than British version.
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Remove all political incorrectness and subversiveness.
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Identify what made the show a success in Britain. Remove it.
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Increase the budget tenfold.
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Add a laugh track at the moments you (very very wrongly) think are supposed to be funny.
edit: I couldn’t finish watching the quoted link. It was so bad.