If anyone has thought of something that would make a good user name, post it here.
Jaunty Alouatta
Cingulair Gyrus
Ground Fault, Interrupted
Captain Trip Switch
What I thought of for myself after I already had my current username: A Trophy Guy (it’s a pun on bodybuilding and spinal cord injury, I love it!)
Dayglo Pterodactyl
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times:
Crap Nelson
Ray P. Deklaun
For X = 1 to bucklemyshoe
“NewJoiseyRicAnna”. But I’m too lazy to want to have to type that every time I log in here.
DIBS!
Auntie Meridian
(Would definitely have to be a morning person) 
Pucker Factor
What The Cat Drug In
Faux Kahontas*
Fake A Jaweeya*
Pie Are Round
*Both names I jokingly use when referring to a friend of my wife’s who dresses like a Native American, wears Indian jewelry, and braids her hair. She’s 100% Italian. Both are better than Awopahoe, I guess.
Dago Dat Way
(Hey, you started it ;))
Captain Kurtosis (Brando was a bit fat in that film, wasn’t he?)
Central Moments Figurine
AFAIK nobody’s taken bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk yet.
You don’t see as many spammers as I do.
Ricky Ricotta
***Shawarma Bum
Falla Fella
I am not sure why but I love this and it makes me giggle like bubblegum balloons. 
Guess I’m just imagining Robert Downey Jr. starring in the remake or somewhat.
One of my great regrets is that I did not register as Bigus Dickus.
Rusty Bones
Theophilus Punoval