I’ve got my ninth one coming up on Monday. Oh joy.
Well, since I’m one of those whose life was saved by a timely screening procedure quite a while back, let’s just say that it may not be fun, but it beats the alternative. With a friend who developed stage 4 cancer before her 50th, it’s much on my mind.
New prep option available: SuTab - a pill version of SuPrep. I have not opened the container, but I gather there’s actually a measured drinking vessel in it, to make sure you drink 16 ounces of water along with the pills, and another 16 shortly after that, and so on. I think I’ll just use my own drinking container, and make sure I take in enough liquid (this has never been an issue for me). I’d previously used OsmoPrep (nasty horse pills), then PrepoPik (picosulfate), then ClenPiq which is the “improved” (read: the other stuff was out of patent, but this is a premixed version that is not better in any way); doc said the SuTab is giving good results. He asked if I could deal with large pills, and showed them to me - I choke down larger ones on a daily basis.
Brilliantly, I opted for a 7:30 procedure time - which means leaving home before 6:30 AM. With a split dose regimen, this basically means I’ll be taking round 1 mid-afternoon and round 2 about midnight. I won’t be getting any sleep!
They’re doing north and south this time around. I hope they do the upper GI first, else I might come out of the sedation with a rather literal shit-eating grin .
I always go into these with a joke. Too late to order a rubber stamp to make up my own “have x done and the next is free” (horrifyingly, there are commercially available rubber stamps with appropriate icons on them…).
So if you can come up with any jokes to use, let me know. This thread has served me well but after 11+ years, I’ve used everything there that works. If all else fails I can try something riffing on “nine” / “nein”, or “Maybe I shoulda watched that TV show 8 Is Enough”.
I’m on record as saying that anyone within a hundred miles of the DC metro area can hit me up for a ride to/from theirs. Someone is actually taking me up on that, in April, which is interesting timing as we’ll be in Florida for most of that month. I might find myself driving up that weekend, then driving out to the buddy’s house that Monday morning. Our car, which has spent a lot of garage time since COVID, is going to be wondering what it did to deserve the workout.
ETA: Cannot have red, orange, blue or purple liquids on the “clear liquids” day. Green and yellow are fine. It strikes me that an appletini is green… . yeah, I know, no alcohol. A girl can dream…