It's called "staffing levels," assholes. Look it up.

[QUOTE=Bambi Hassenpfeffer]
I read it to mean that the rebate card is tied to a multi-line phone plan (a family plan or other sort of arrangement). If one of the numbers doesn’t work, try the other one on the plan.
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This.

Because you’re an expert not only on the Madison job market but also on my personal state of being and preparedness to look for another job. Fuck you.

[QUOTE=zuma]
I’m not even sure exactly what a “call center” is…
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I want to know how the fuck you’ve managed to exist in the western world and yet avoid this piece of information.

[QUOTE=jjimm]
I want to know how the fuck you’ve managed to exist in the western world and yet avoid this piece of information.
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Because most of the call centers are in the eastern world now?

[QUOTE=stpauler]
Because most of the call centers are in the eastern world now?
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God forbid those wily orientals hook these fiendish things up to our phonelines, then!

[QUOTE=Otto]
Because you’re an expert not only on the Madison job market but also on my personal state of being and preparedness to look for another job. Fuck you.
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No, no expert. No doubt some astrological confluence of external factors has fixed you where you sit lo these many months, going on years: a bright beacon afloat in a sea of mediocrity; paralyzed but not insensate; impotent, yet unwilling to suffer in silence. I’ll light a candle in my window for you.

[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
No, no expert. No doubt some astrological confluence of external factors has fixed you where you sit lo these many months, going on years: a bright beacon afloat in a sea of mediocrity; paralyzed but not insensate; impotent, yet unwilling to suffer in silence. I’ll light a candle in my window for you.
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Well, you know, I’ve had a lot of shit going on in my life over the last several years on both a personal and a professional level. Much of this shit has left me at a point where, owing to a variety of factors, the cost/benefit analyisis of looking for a new job at this point compared to the cost/benefit analysis of staying where I am leads me to the conclusion that staying where I am is the better choice for me for now. But hey, thanks for the candle. Please feel free to cram it right up your ass, fucker.

[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
In China they don’t bitch about their jobs, because they’ll send the death van. Those organs have to come from somebody.
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Actually, that’s India, with all its call centres and Dr. Kidney doing a pissing-good business.

[QUOTE=Otto]
Well, you know, I’ve had a lot of shit going on in my life over the last several years on both a personal and a professional level. Much of this shit has left me at a point where, owing to a variety of factors, the cost/benefit analyisis of looking for a new job at this point compared to the cost/benefit analysis of staying where I am leads me to the conclusion that staying where I am is the better choice for me for now. But hey, thanks for the candle. Please feel free to cram it right up your ass, fucker.
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It’s all because of the twenty bucks. Dude, you are getting a royal bad karmic payback.