Indeed!
“Molsen?” "Molsen?’ It’s “Molson,” you American rat-bastard! get it right can’t you? your post is an obvious example of Americans dissing us… oh forget it.
:rolleyes:
Oh, and ever since Coors bought out Molson, it’s not much of a national symbol anymore. Joe’s rant now ends, “I am Joe, and I am a mouthpiece for an American multinational with considerable business interests in Canada!”
On Canadia Day, we were paddling down the Kam in a voyageur canoe, under a hot sun, when we passed a lot where several Monson transports were parked. Unfortunately, many of our crew were on the wrong side of 45, and thought the trucks were Molson trucks, so instead of the crew focusing on paddling, we had a crew drifting off into beer dreamland.
Come on, guys, cut silenus a little slack. Anyone who can figure out how to spell “Saskatchewan” is entitled to the odd remission elsewhere. 
All Chinese people do look alike, however.
All inches should be pretty much the same.
And we don’t need all those different kinds of toilet paper.
Bingo! This isn’t a poke at Canada, it’s a pseudo-poke at onesself. Or at least I’ve always thought of it that way.
That doesn’t make the word “Yankee” an insult, though, it’s just used to identify which particular group is being insulted. If I say, “All Canadians are morons,” I haven’t turned the word “Canadian” into a derogatory word.
If he’s Stompin’ Tom Connors, he can.
“Roll on, roll on, Saskatchewan”
The real question should be whether he can pronounce Saskatchewan properly, in 2 1/2 syllables.
Sas-KATCH-wan?
Sa-SKATCH-wun
Wy-O-ming. 
No no, that’s completely wrong. There’s no O in Saskatchewan.
My favorite ginger ale is Canads Dry (oops - obvious typo due to proximity of “s” to “a” which may be a more acceptable explanation to the OP than those previously given.
(hey - all the puns and comedy are gone - I had nothing)
Canada Dry isn’t ginger ale! It’s lightly camelized sugar-water. Vernors is ginger ale.
Ewwwwww.
Canada Dry and Vernor’s are both sub-standard drinks. Now, for real ginger taste, try AJStephan’s or Stewart’s. Both available in Canada, I think.
Canadianas don’t have periods. It’s too cold up there.
No, Canadianas do indeed have periods. Even if they’re commatose.
On the other hand, we all have colons. Well, except for those with gastrointestinal problems. Some of them only have semi-colons.