It's Christmas Eve, Babe.

In the drunk tank

They let you post from there? :confused:

The Best Christmas Song Ever.

Let me guess, you could have been someone?

Well, so could anyone.

Hey! You could write a new song while in there, “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”

Just what I wanted. Hanging out with a drunk, lazy faggot on Christmas Eve.

C’mon you n00bs, you’re supposed to join in!

An old man said to me, won’t see another one.

It was Christmas eve, babe.
In the drunk tank,
An old man said to me, won’t see another one.
And then he sang a song

The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away and dreamed of you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one

I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you

So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They’ve got cars big as bars
They’ve got rivers of gold,

but the wind
cuts right through you,
it’s no place for the old

When you first took my hand on a cold christmas eve
You promised me broadway was waiting for me.

When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve

You promised me Broadway was waiting for me.
You were handsome…

You were pretty
Queen of New York City…

When the band finished playing, they howled out for more.