It's Christmas In Heaven

Christmas in Heaven

TONY BENNETT: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It’s truly a real honourable experience to be here this evening, a very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for all of us, and I’d like to sing a song for all… of you.

It’s Christmas in Heaven.
All the children sing.
It’s Christmas in Heaven.
Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.

It’s Christmas in Heaven.
The snow falls from the sky,
But it’s nice and warm, and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.

It’s Christmas in Heaven.
There’s great films on TV:
‘The Sound of Music’ twice an hour
And ‘Jaws’ One, Two, and Three.

There’s gifts for all the family.
There’s toiletries and trains.
There’s Sony Walkman Headphone sets
And the latest video games.

It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!

It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas in Heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day
Is Christmas day!

–Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life

Happy Holidays, everyone.


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“Step away from the bell curve, sir.”

Thanks, but I hope they don’t show the Jaws movies in heaven.

That’s not Tony Bennett. It’s Bert Convy grin

Seriously, the IMDB doesn’t list Bennett in the credits.


Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

I think I’m gonna be sick.

It was Graham Chapman wearing falsies (teeth)


They don’t call me the colonel because I’m some dumbass army guy.