It's expensive and big. Therefore I want it.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In town I saw a Canon DV (High Def) Video camera for around £2600.

I couldn’t help mentally salivating over it. It’s big and it’s expensive and I wants it.
I would probably never use it to anything like it’s full potential. But boy would it feel good to be seen with it and pretend to be an in-the-field BBC cameraman!

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Apropos of nothing, the OP is hilarious if you replace the words “Canon DV (High Def) Video camera” with “giant penis.”

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[QUOTE=Gozu Tashoya]
Apropos of nothing, the OP is hilarious if you replace the words “Canon DV (High Def) Video camera” with “giant penis.”
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Heh, I’ve done that before.

Er, salivate over a giant penis, I mean.

Er, no, I mean, insert “giant penis” into, a, uh…nevermind.