It's expensive and big. Therefore I want it.

[Lobsang]

In town I saw a Canon DV (High Def) Video camera for around £2600.

I couldn’t help mentally salivating over it. It’s big and it’s expensive and I wants it.
I would probably never use it to anything like it’s full potential. But boy would it feel good to be seen with it and pretend to be an in-the-field BBC cameraman!

[Gozu_Tashoya]

Apropos of nothing, the OP is hilarious if you replace the words “Canon DV (High Def) Video camera” with “giant penis.”

[KidScruffy]

@Gozu Tashoya

Apropos of nothing, the OP is hilarious if you replace the words “Canon DV (High Def) Video camera” with “giant penis.”

Heh, I’ve done that before.

Er, salivate over a giant penis, I mean.

Er, no, I mean, insert “giant penis” into, a, uh…nevermind.