Mine’s beyond mowing, I’m going to have to use the weed whip.
Latest forecast: 8-12" by tomorrow morning. We’re under a flood warning and a winter storm warning at the same time.
Holy shit, is it coming down hard. It wasn’t supposed to be all snow until after midnight, but my yard is all white already.
Well, if you do live in Hell, or at least have a time share there for vacation, please remind my ex that she’s 48 months behind on child support. 
Sure doesn’t hurt! 
She says she’s thinking of you.
You’ve got my heart pumping more forcefully than usual.
Please tell her that the feeling is mutual, and reconciliation may be in order, providing we can find a place to store her 3 flea bitten dogs and boyfriend (who gave the 3 dogs their fleas)!
14"s of snow Sat night. My plow truck would not start Sunday.