It's good to be comfortable....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I’m merrily going about my day, watching hours upon hours of TV. You know how it goes. Anyways, out of nowhere I’m lured into a serene setting. A soothing woman, attractive, mid-thirties, begins discussing some of the more luxurious things in life. Explaining how wonderful it is to be comfortable in this stress addled worl we live in. Frankly, I’m inclined to agree with this wonderful woman. Then it happens, the curtain is drawn and they reveal the product for which this blissful commercial has been made.
Colace stool softener…

Um, ok.

I’m floored, by bearings are shaken. My lunch is becoming unsettled. This deceptive harpie continues her spiel. She lauds the delight that is a more comfortable shitting experience. Placing you on notice that a smooth, comfortable turd is the right of kings. That those who appreciate lesiure and the finer things in life should not be hampered by the unpleasantness which is a firm stool.

I’m so deeply troubled now, hold me…

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{{{Omniscient }}}

that ad is just wrong !

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Agreed!

I happens to like a nice, firm stool. Especially one that makes a satisfying <bloop!> sound when it hits the water.

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Same here. I prefer stools that sound like mobsters just threw someone from a bridge with their legs encased in cement.

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LOL OH MY GOD THATS FUNNY!!! HEH!!!

Whats up with all the threads about pooping?

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The wet ass is a little disconcerting though.

Seriously, who decided a soft smushy poop was the way to go? Just seems messier…

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Omni – please forgive the brief hijack, but your presence is requested (if you are indeed one of our prodigals)

Sorry – please return to your previously scheduled shit.

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TMI alert:

Third-degree episiotomy. 30+ stitches.
Thank you, Colace.

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So I’m merrily, going about my day, and somebody lures me into a poopy thread.

Oh, well.

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I’m guessing comfort isn’t so much the operative word here.

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I am hatching my kids out of eggs, thank you very much.

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One wonders what these people eat if their turds are like cinder blocks.

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Um, how big will those eggs be…ouch.

I kinda want some after all that beer this weekend.

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Once again, I have not thought things through.