So how about it dopers? Do you think a good bowel movement is more sensational than good sex?
Wow there’s a new insult for post-sex pillow talk.
“I’ve taken shits that felt better than that.”
Bad sex is better than a good bowel movement. And I love a good bowel movement.
I want to say sex, but I suppose it depends on just how badly I have to “go” 
No, even then, sex is better.
I’d rather have both at the same time…
I dunno…the feeling of finally getting to empty an EXTREMELY full bladder is quite blissful…
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One with your partner and one on the OP I assume.
You ain´t hittin´ anyone on the Dope any time soon. 
Myself I prefer sex.
You sure you’re not from Cleveland?
[Bill Clinton] I did not have a bowel movement with that woman. [/Bill Clinton]
Sex is much better. But a bowl movement is easier to get.
I don’t know, a good bowel movement will have me feeling light and happy for hours afterwards.
I’d have to say that a really good bowel movement is better than sub-par sex.
I’ve never had sex on somebody before. Technically.
Sex is better, but a really good bm will kind of take me by surprise. It’ll leave me with that “holy cow, that was really good shit” feeling for a while, but it won’t leave me panting and sweaty, with that “body-gasm” feeling. Although, after a really good bm, I’m ready for some really good sex, so together they’re a humdinger of a pair.
I’ve had both (Not at the same time though) and sex is definitely better of the two.
Put me down for sex being better. However, I have called a good bowel movement an anal orgasm. As a straight male, that will be the closest I will ever get to that sort of thing. Despite what Mrs. Prefect wants to do… TMI?
overall, I will vote for sex, but there is some overlap.
When you drive 10 miles with your back arched trying to prevent some serious “prairie-dogging” and you finally get to a restroom that is certainly better than some lame sex I have had.
Thanks Peanuthead, I hope you’re happy. I snorted my coffee through my nose.
Clearly you have never been to Singapore…