A friend made a strange comment to me recently. He said “A good crap is better than bad sex”. I’ve been thinking about this, and I’m just not sure if it makes sense.
Is there anything that satisfying about “dropping the kids off at the pool”? More satisfying than an embarrassing fumble in the dark?
What would you prefer?
Try - “dropping one extremely long, fat kid off at the pool”
Let me tell you, after eating a sausage egg and cheese muffin at McDonalds, in which the grease renders my poop chute a veritable luge, drinking coffee (which always loosens me up) then walking home 2 miles the other day, about to explode during those last 3 or 4 blocks…
I can definitely concur!
I’d have to agree with your friend too. Sometimes a nice healthy dump can be a touch of heaven.
Thinking about it makes me almost wish I had to go right now.
Happy
Is gay sex like having a good crap?
Only if ya get piss shiver.
Off topic, but not by much:
A former room-mate, after delivering a particularly loud and satisfying sneeze, made the comment “Damn! That was better than 90% of all the sex I’ve ever had. . . and easier to get than 100%!”
If one’s bowel movements are superior to sex, then I wonder with worry what type of sex has been going on.
Considering one of my sex partner’s was able to so screw with my head, that I lost my interest in women for some time (thankfully, it returned), I’d have to agree that “a good crap is better than bad sex.”
See, the thing is, it’s comparing a very good bowel movement to bad sex. I mean, c’mon, good sex is always going to be good sex.
I think we’ve all had some moments in the midst of sex where we were sorta wishing we were somewhere else.
In my haste to post, I failed in reading the “bad” part of sex.
I should get some sleep.
Personally, I don’t like crap and sex in the same thought stream.
No.
It’s like having sex with someone who already knows how things work, and thus you move together in perfect lubricated harmony.
Then there is the grunting, gasping, groaning… and painting the wall.
And that’s just first base.
Yeah, I would definitely agree. A good crap - and I mean a really good crap - is one of the most enjoyable things on the planet. Only rivaled by decent sex.
The best is when you take the initial dump, but you can still feel there’s more in you and then you force it out and it keep coming and coming and coming and coming. A good three flusher before you even have to wipe (usually comes after Thanksgiving, Christmas barbecues and other large feasts).
Good times.
As the saying goes,
Sex is like pizza. Even when its bad, its still pretty good.
There’s such a thing as bad sex?
I thought Kalhoun said it was called “painting the ceiling”. Maybe gay sex is different in that sense, too.
What is this “bad sex” of which you speak?
The answer is, of course, yes: a good crap can be better than bad sex. The key lies in knowing just how bad sex can get. I have actaully had bad sex once.
But so far I’m batting .750! 
Don’t ask. Actually, there are many, many, many things better than bad sex. I’ve had bad sex.
I will go so far as to say that a top-notch crap is better than mediocre sex. But not better than average sex.
A good crap is a delightful experience. If my arse is happy, I’m happy.