Okay, so I’ve heard people say, for example, “This chocolate is better than sex,” or “Shopping: much better than sex!”
So, fill in the blank. “__________ is better than sex.”
Mine: “Watching As Good As It Gets for the millionth time, much, much better than sex.”
Scalp massage, definitely. It’s cleaner and faster too!
Um, err, geez, let me think, let’s see…I’ll just have to get back to you on this one.
BETTER THAN SEX CAKE
1-Duncan Hines yellow cake mix
1-box instant vanilla pudding (small box)
4-eggs
½-cup oil
½-cup water
8-ounce sour cream
1-bag of chocolate chips (6 ½ ounce)
1-German chocolate bar – grated
Heat oven to 350 degrees.
In a medium size-mixing bowl, mix cake mix, vanilla pudding, eggs, oil, water, and sour cream. Fold in the chocolate chips and grated German chocolate bar. Pour batter into a greased and floured bundt pan.
Bake for 55 minutes; checking with a cake tester after 50 minutes.
I feel like it would be so…I dunno…RIGHT… to have sex IN C3’s cake batter!
…HA!!..HA I say…NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING is better than sex…or maybe nothing seems like it would be better than sex right now because I haven’t been getting it from the BF for a while because of the erectile dysfunction issues he’s having for OVER A YEAR NOW AND WON’T GET HELP FOR IT BECAUSE HE THINKS IT WILL EMBARASS ME TO SEE “OUR” DOCTOR…and I’m about to go out of my mind…and…sorry…was that OUTLOUD!!! I ADMIT IT, I’M A NYMPHO…I’d be willing to get help for THAT if anyone had a problem with it. It’s just that no one has ever said they have a problem with it…but now I have a problem with it because it’s conflicting with his issues…am I still posting??? :rolleyes:
Anal sex?
(hetero style that is)
Frankly, I’ve always thought that people who said this just weren’t much good at sex. And wondered why they would proclaim that publicly.
I’ve never experienced either of these, but I’ve had friends claim both surfing a perfect wave and skydiving (free fall, I believe) are better than sex.
My wife also makes a casserole she calls BTS Casserole (when the kids are around) that involves potatoes, cheese, and I think cornflakes. It’s good but not BTS!
More Sex?
Sex with another person?
Sex with chocolate?
peace of mind
I’m up for it if you are. 
Sex? Hey, I used to know what that was. Or at least I think I did. It was just too damn long ago …
Not better than sex, but quite often as good as:
BOOTS!
They do it for me every damn time. They make me feel good, they’re just the right size and length, they can go on for just as long as I want them to, and they’re gorgeous.
They just lack pillow talk.
Seeing as how sex is impossible without breathing, I’m gonna say air.
Sleep. A full 8 hours of glorious deep dreamless sleep, in a big warm bed with big soft pillows and nice toasty blankets…sigh.
I miss sleep.
[Clinton] Blowjobs are better than sex[/Clinton]
My thought exactly. “They must not be doing it right.”
Ah DO believe You’re flirtin’ with me, Dutchboy!
Maybe not better, but certainly on par:
Being stuck somewhere where you can’t pee for a long time and then finally getting that shuddering release.
And I’m not talking just, “Oh the movie’s almost over and I’m gonna hold it another 10 minutes,” hafta pee. I mean a “Holy shit, I shoulda gone before I left work and why did this train break down for 45 minutes and dammit if only there was a Big Gulp cup in the car I’d use it and man if I even SLIGHTLY fumble the keys going in the front door I’m gonna have wet pants” hafta pee.