Why thankee. I don’t need to fry myself anymore this summer; two weeks of lobster-red is enough for me 
I’ve still got some burns from a nasty June baking. Help me put moisturizer on it? ::smiles::
Still crispy from June? That’s impressive, but I’ll be glad to help with said mousterizing problem… 
Great! 
Here, you need to rub it in good…
(Sheesh, another thread hijacked. jjjfishe, I owe you some beer or something.)
“Hey Audrey”
:Silo buys Audrey a drink:
“So, how are you doin’ today?”
jjjfishe,
You threw a pool party and didn’t invite me personally?? I’m hurt. 
Oh, and didn’t you forget the part in your thread where you list out the 31 steps you take to put on your leopard print bikini?
They can hover all they like. Been there, done her.
[sub]Jess, I hope you appreciate this…I’m really going to hear about that last line.[/sub]
Hi there, Silo! I’m great, thanks! You? Ohhhh, hope that’s a virgin daquiri there… I’m allergic to booze. Bummer, I know, but you don’t miss what you never abused, I always say.
They can hover all they like. Been there, done her.
[sub]Jess, I hope you appreciate this…I’m really going to hear about that last line.[/sub] **
[/QUOTE]
Done me?? From two thousand miles away? God, Mr. Snake IS impressive!!
DRY, love, are you jealous that I’ve been flirting with Myrr all day?
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by AudreyK *
**
snort Hey, it wasn’t me that was following you around and stalking you asking how many men you’d asked to marry! I’m not going around whining about how YOU’RE a serial flirter!
You’re only flirting with one other guy? I’m actually a bit disappointed!
Finally, I hate to break it to you, hon, but I kinda wanna slow things down with you after hearing about where you spent your birthday.
:eek:
P.S. Yes, I noticed how, in your previous post, you made what jjjfishe said look like it was what I said.
And why NOT???
Don’t forget to say you’re amazed that I have restraint, too!
DRY, dear, you didn’t say this in your e-mail. Must you always drop these bombs in a public forum?
Oopsie. Heh heh!!
*Originally posted by DRY *
DRY… you know that you are always welcome to my parties…ALWAYS! Actually… well… [sub]You were on my mind and… I’ve been waiting by the door ummm… hoping you would come. blush [/sub]
hehehe… I’ll make a new thread for that
YIKES! I hope I never hear you say that about me!
arrives, in bikini, looks around
Hey everyone!
You said it… you can’t take it back
I’ll have a 12-pack of Bud Light. Please.
:: popping his head up from under the water, panting
Hey, who has been holding me under water all this time?!
Myrr? was that you taking all the flirting time with Audrey away from me? I always miss the cool parties that way.
::grem arrives with a couple of cases of Bud Light, more Margarita stuff (can’t have too much Margarita stuff!) and some Jimmy Buffett CDs::
Hey, a POOL party! Glad I was in the nieghborhood!
Look at all the lovely ladies!
::gives jjjfishe a kiss::
How’s the headache? Love the new bikini!
::walks up to AudreyK and Erika::
I dont believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet either of you lovely ladies. I’m grem. How YOU doin’?
Hey babe… glad you could come. The headache is almost gone… I think a bud light will rid it. Mind if I have one? Oh… yeah… this is a new bikini… I knew you would love it…that’s why I bought it!
::grabs the Jimmy Buffett CDs and puts it in the player::
::singing and dancing along to::
“CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE”
Oh my. Let’s see:
- Stunningly beautiful
- Agreed to go to the Prom with me
- Owns a leopard print bikini
- Throws pool parties
- Likes Jimmy Buffett
Hmmmm, jjjfishe, I think I’m having my first Internet crush!
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grem
Wow, most of us just drwon that way…
…but it’s wasn’t me holding you under; I was just over here rubbing moisturizer into Audrey. I can hold my own without resorting to drowning you, thank you very much
So where are these frozen drinks coming from?
::suddenly I become really shy, sit down by the pool and dip my feet in… while blushing BIGTIME!::
Hi jjjfishe, I’m back with all the Bud Light you want! My dad’s truck over there is loaded! Help yourselves, everyone!
[sub]and jjjfishe, DRY’s trying to be a jerk, but really, he’d never talk about you that way Unless, of course, you tease him like I do. Otherwise, he’s a gentleman.[/sub]
grem, a pleasure to meet you. Have a beer!
xizor, don’t drown! I can swim, being a Hawaii chick and all, but I don’t know CPR!
And Myrr, thank you for spending the last, what? seventeen hours rubbing moisturizer on me!