…and because it’s 6:00 AM and I’ve been watching too much Kubrick:
Happy birthday Audrey! 
“Affliction may one day smile again; and
till then, sit thee down, sorrow!”
–Love’s Labour’s Lost, Act 1, Scene i
CHECK MY SIG!
OH!
::kisses Myrr on cheek; kisses DRY on cheek::
Thank you so much, guys!
Myrr, thanks for starting this birthday thread. So sweet of you! And DRY, thank you for amending your sig for lil ol’ me.
Now, let’s start partying!! Beer and sodas are in the cooler, everyone. HELP YOURSELVES!!! On the table I’ve got a punch bowl, chips, salsa… dig in!! I’ll bring out the cake later!
::blushes::
Awww, thankee 
Chips and salsa and beer, whoohoo!
This where the partys at?
Sorry, didnt have time for a gift (besides you never told me what you wanted) but hey atleast i showed up, and i dont even know you! 
Now wheres the bar?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Skümmet, thanks for coming! The bar’s over that way! ::points::
sorry i’m late had a hard time rounding up those male strippers, shesh…they strike a hard bargain i tell you…but here they are! happy birthday, and we still need to decide what time we’re going to venus so we can let nathan them know!
You’re asking men to strip and it’s neither DRY nor I?
::sulk::
WOO HOO!!! Thanks, enilorac!!! Got one dollar bills?
oh yeah before i forget this is nathan’s gift to you
:hands audrey one hundred one dollar bill: use 'em as u see fit.wink wink
Sweetie, you can strip too if you’d like!! DRY, you too!! I’ve got plenty of dollar bills to tuck in!!
::tries to remove shirt; gets it stuck wrapped around head::
I’ll just let you underess me
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::peels shirt off Myrr::
::whistles::
Happy birthday audrey. Have a good one, and many more. ::big cheesy giddy grin:: I think I have a pinata here somewhere, but it’s kinda phallic looking.
hey! bugger off; she’s in the middle of stripping me here, and the last thing I need her thinking about it bludgeoning phalluses :eek:
ssskuggiii, thanks!! Cool pinata!! Myrr, dear, don’t worry, I’m quite capable of concentrating on the task at er, hand…
why would the two of you care to strip for audrey then?
Well I think the answer to * that * is fairly obvious…at least on my part.
Now why am I still clothed? 
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*Originally posted by AudreyK *
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Audrey, honey, if you strip them NAKED where are you going to tuck the dollar bills?
[sub]oh, well-never mind.[/sub]
Have a wonderful, marvelous birthday!
Scotti