man! that was FUN!!
Pandora–You’re welcome! I love that site.
anyrose–I’m glad you like it, too!
taxi78cab and scout1222–I made birthday flakes for you guys, too. They’re flakes # 1802046 and 1802136, respectively.
Happy birthday, you pre-Christmas birthday people! 
Well, since you were born on the shortest day of the year, things simply must get brighter from here, right?
Happy Birthday!
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life.
A few months back I lived in an efficiency apartment with my girlfriend. One morning I woke up and passed gas in the living room/kitchen area. My girlfriend woke up and blearily (buit with some concern) asked what the heck that smell was. I said there must be something in the trash that had gone bad. After she smelled the trash and came up empty, I suggested that maybe there was something in the sink, which she also checked.
We live in a house now. Last night I had her convinced that one of the cats had stomach problems bad enough to warrant a trip to the vet the next morning.
I’m all like, fart ninja.
I just wanted to thank you all for your responses. You really brightened my day
And, in the spirit of “Do Unto Others” I would like to wish a very happy birthday to PigBoy, as his is the only doper birthday listed for Dec 23 in the recent thread started by Idle Thoughts.
And for all dopers everywhere, I hope you have a lovely time celebrating the winter holidays of your choice (or, failing that, have a great weekend 
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