Hooray, I’m 17! Tomorrow, I’m going to give blood. I’ve always wanted to do that.
I’m telling you, giving blood is a good deal. You get snacks and maybe some other goodies, and you get lots of attention…sometimes from girls (or guys, I’m not sure what gender you are)! All for a bit of discomfort.
Happy birthday!
::Runs tastefully clothed thru thread:: 
Hippo Birdy two Ewes. Hippo Birdy two Ewes. Hippo Birdy Deer Ewe Hippo Birdy two Ewes. ( you’ll have to imagine the appropriate live stock)
Good job on the donating blood. Get an organ donor card too.
HAPPY BITHDAY!