i won about $3 million last year
i don’t nead to work again
it’s nice to be rich 
Mino… buddy… Did I ever tell you how good you look in whatever it is that you happen to be wearing at the moment? 
dream on
**Minotaurus **–would you like to buy my Magic Pen™?
Sure, it looks like an ordinary pen, but that’s what They want you to think!
You know, Them.
The Man! :eek:
My pen is a Magic Pen™ , because it keeps away Polar Bears.
My proof?
I live here in Beautiful Middle Tennessee.
Have you ever heard of a Polar Bear attack in Beautiful Middle Tennessee?
HELL NO!
See how well it works?
Now my asking price is usually one million Austrio-Hungarian Empire Pazoozies, but for you?
Hey! You’re my Pal!
Only 100,000 Austrio-Hungarian Empire Pazoozies.
But it’s gotta be cash.
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Limited time offer!
That’s cool. So what was your first thing you bought? I’ve always wondered what I’d buy first if I became rich.
Oh, and want a new friend? 
Nice!
If I were a rich man [cue Fiddler on the Roof], I’d pay off some debt I’ve been swimming/drowning in lately, and then I’d probably buy a house somewhere, and deck out one room as a recording studio. Aside from that, there’s probably about $30,000 worth of keyboards I like to drool over that I’d decide to own.
Hey, remember me from the family reunion? I’m your favorite cousin! Keep in touch, OK???
Let us know when they decide the exact amount you won.
don’t need to work for a loong time (if ever) and don’t need show up for stinking job interviews
it’s nice to be rich, huh?
I was hoping that theory would turn out to be a myth. Oh well.
Three million before or after taxes? Because if the Feds take a third of it, that leaves 2 million. And while I wouldn’t sneer at 2 million, if you invest it at current interest rates and live off the interest, that would only be 50 or 60K/year. Not bad, but not stinking rich either.
Hired a manservant yet? Good help can be hard to find.
zero taxes
money you win aren’t taxed in my country
you don’t even pay taxes from the rent the first year
What is “your country” and how did you win so much?
With all that money, you can finally afford some Upper-Case Letters!
Oh! Shiny!
Dammit, Eve!
(My joke was going to be something like “Goody, now you have the time and money to go learn how to capitalize and punctuate.”)
I was going to say that I wish I was in your shoes. Then it occured to me that I if I never had to work again, I’d probably spend the rest of my life with my ass on a chair and my feet on my desk, surfing porn sites.
That’s just the kind of guy I am. 
Oh well. It’s not like it’s anything I have to worry about.
I think you meant, “Then it occured to me that I if I never had to work again, I’d probably spend the rest of my life with my ass on a chair and my feet on my desk, [del]surfing porn sites[/del] posting on anonymous message boards in an attempt to compensate for the positive reinforcement I no longer get from my friends due to the fact that I feel the need to throw my good fortune in the face of hard-working, every-day people.”