It's Not A Puppy, It's Not A Kitten...It's CUTER!

This one is ticklish and has a name that’s fun to pronounce.

I need to get in a tank with one of these.

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You, ah, might want to read up on platypuses before you do that. At the very least, make sure it’s a tank of females, eh.

Very cute.
Reminds me of this.

Where does the platypus come from?

Australia.

What does everything from Australia want to do?

Kill you.
You probably want to be careful about what you tickle, and where.

Sure it’s cute and all but puppies and kittens aren’t usually venomous.

Those are both adorable, so I guess if you crossed them you’d get the cutest animal ever, a porcupus? Well, we’ll get the marketing department to work on that one.

This is what SSM marriage leads to!

This is cute, too. You’d never think of a rhino “frolicking”. But you wouldn’t want one for a pet, either.

Look at the feet on that!

I iz a feerce ewephant!

Otter cuteness.

I had the pleasure of watching platypi when we visited Melbourne. They’re just lovely underwater, a beautiful silvery color (air bubbles in the fur), darting back and forth.

It’s almost like the Monty Python “Pet Shoppe” sketch: Tell y’what, otter makes a lovely platypus; I c’n do that for ya right now: glue on bill, staple on beaver tail, make good. There y’are, ::snort::, lovely platypus.

Technically, that time I tried to tickle Miranda Kerr it was her bodyguard who almost killed me.

And for cuteness, I offer this miniature pig.