It's not Bin Laden, it's Bill Gates

Top 10 reasons why it’s not Bin Laden, but Bill Gates.
10. What better way to distract U.S. Government from anti-trust case?

  1. MS “Flight Simulator” used to train terrorist pilots.

  2. Has motive, opportunity and method to plant false evidence. Just what is in those “critical updates” anyway?

  3. Two words: has financing.

  4. Subliminal advertising: Press reports no other building has more “windows.”

  5. Imagine all the software that will have to be replaced.

  6. Stock purchase opportunity.

  7. Typical heavy-handed approach to neutralize competition (for influence in Washington state)–Boeing.

  8. He was not in New York at the time.

  9. Smoking gun: Overall, terrorist mission failed 25% of the time due to hardware crash.
    QED!

Not even slightly amusing. :frowning:

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Idiot.

Haj