Half a loaf is better than a rolling stone
A bird in the hand is better than none.
Don’t mix your metaphors before they’re hatched.
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It’s not rocket surgery
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maybe, but it could be Brain Science.
Si
“The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets a spot in the early bird’s stomach, and can’t escape from it.” - Cannibal Ox
Look, I’m just talking out loud, but I could care less which way the sun blows.
One I often say after a particularly draining day at work:
“Man, I got the beat shit out of me.”
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You rang? I got stuck on the fence.
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That’s the best username since sliced bread.
[QUOTE=Sublight]
One I often say after a particularly draining day at work:
“Man, I got the beat shit out of me.”
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Similarly, my friend’s favorite, “I gotta race like a pisshorse!” Soon abbreviated to “I gotta race!”
And about that time 3 bird dogs went flying by…
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Some people say the glass is half empty; others say it is half-full. I say, who the hell stole half my drink?
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It’s a good thing I keep half my water in a redundant glass.
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You can’t always get what you want,
but if you try sometimes,
you’ll find,
you get what you don’t want.
I was going to compile these all for sharing tomorrow, but I decided to wait when I remembered that old adage:
Don’t count your chickens in one basket.
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect]
“The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets a spot in the early bird’s stomach, and can’t escape from it.” - Cannibal Ox
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My personal motto:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. :smack:
Si
You can’t pull the wool out from under my nose!
Trying to get a doctor on Wednesday is like trying to shoot a horse on Sunday.
An ounce of prevention is better than pounding the table.
Don’t twiddle your knee-caps at me!
A carpenter’s son doesn’t have shoes.
Many hands are an electrician.
He who laughs last is slowest on the uptake.
A kind word, a gun and a tax investigator get you further than a kind word.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, send an email
Every Silver Lining has a Cloud
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I was going to compile these all for sharing tomorrow, but I decided to wait [snip]
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Don’t wait, man! You gotta strike while the iron is plugged in.