It's not rocket surgery

Half a loaf is better than a rolling stone

A bird in the hand is better than none.

Don’t mix your metaphors before they’re hatched.

maybe, but it could be Brain Science.

:wink:

Si

“The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets a spot in the early bird’s stomach, and can’t escape from it.” - Cannibal Ox

Look, I’m just talking out loud, but I could care less which way the sun blows.

One I often say after a particularly draining day at work:

“Man, I got the beat shit out of me.”

That’s the best username since sliced bread.

Similarly, my friend’s favorite, “I gotta race like a pisshorse!” Soon abbreviated to “I gotta race!”

And about that time 3 bird dogs went flying by…

It’s a good thing I keep half my water in a redundant glass.
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You can’t always get what you want,
but if you try sometimes,
you’ll find,
you get what you don’t want.

I was going to compile these all for sharing tomorrow, but I decided to wait when I remembered that old adage:

Don’t count your chickens in one basket.

My personal motto:

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. :smack:

Si

You can’t pull the wool out from under my nose!

Trying to get a doctor on Wednesday is like trying to shoot a horse on Sunday.
An ounce of prevention is better than pounding the table.
Don’t twiddle your knee-caps at me!
A carpenter’s son doesn’t have shoes.

Many hands are an electrician.
He who laughs last is slowest on the uptake.
A kind word, a gun and a tax investigator get you further than a kind word.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, send an email

Every Silver Lining has a Cloud

Don’t wait, man! You gotta strike while the iron is plugged in.