It's not rocket surgery

What’s taking so long?

Shit or get off the fence.

A full moon does not an Autumn make.

We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.

One mans trash, one giant leap for mankind.

That’s all water under the horse!

People who live in glass houses, shouldn’t.

Every time it rains, it rains.

A rolling stone eventually stops, where it may gather moss.

You either win or you don’t.

A stitch in time, saves a dime.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Is a bear Catholic? Does the pope shit in the woods?

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Some people say the glass is half empty; others say it is half-full. I say, who the hell stole half my drink?

Poor guy, just bit the farm.

You can lead a whore to Vassar, but, you can’t make her think.

Sublight, people who live in glass houses, better be pretty.

My bird in hand is worth two bushes.
All good things come to he who is of weight.

I actually say this one quite often, except I say “We’ll burn that bridge when we cross it.”

You rang? I got stuck on the fence.

If you can’t beat a dead horse, join 'em.

It’s water over the dam anyways.

You can please some of the people all of the time, or all of the people some of the time, but there are no old, bold pilots.