No good book goes unpublished.
Don’t judge a book by its movie.
Kill two spiders with one stone.
A bird in the hand is worth about $5 a pound.
ask not what you can do for you — ask what you can do for me.
the only thing we have to fear is pain itself
Don’t look a gift horse in… well, either end, really…
If you want something done right, hire trained professionals.
What doesn’t kill you…hurts real bad.
Fool me once, phooey on you. Fool me twice, double phooey on you.
For every action there is someone pissed off at it.
Coming at me like a barrel of monkeys.
The monkey doesn’t fall far from the tree.
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of dinosaurs
The early bird gets the best coffee.
The early worm gets eaten.
Too many cooks have trouble splitting the tip.
Two heads are better than one, unless you’re a siamese twin
All’s well that ends with a BJ.
When life gives you lemons make him tell you why when death shows up he kills you, but life just goes around handing out lemons. Bring someone back to life or get someone pregnant already. That I’d understand, but what the hell is with all the lemons?
Invention is 1% inspiration and 99% seed money.