The blue cat shit on the pump handle, and we didn’t have fresh water for 3 weeks.
Every word is worth one thousandth of a picture.
Time flies when its moving really fast
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
Don’t leave my cheese out in the wind.
We’re just shooting the shit.
'One man’s mate is another man’s person. ’
– B. Kliban
I’m so full I could shit a horse!
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make a sow’s ear out of a pig in a poke.”
- Opus
Oh get off your high horse and make him drink.
I don’t know whether to shit or get off my high horse.
A stitch in time…
Hey!
What’s a stitch?
Oh.
A stitch in time after time.
Fool me once shame on you.
Fool me twice shame on…
???
…??
WE CAN"T GET FOOLED AGAIN!
-Dubya
No time to lose like the present.
You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.
Nothing ventured, nothing ventured.
It’s better to have loved and won than never to have lost at all.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
It’s always darkest just before the piano falls on you. (Oliver Faltz)
This thing is snowballing like a house afire.
I think it’s time to get our sleeves dirty.
What comes around the mountain will be drivin’ six white horses.
If your aunt Bobbi had balls, then Bob’s your uncle.
Let me bring this up, just to be the Devil’s anchovy.
It’s an ill wind that blows no whistles
As Groucho Marxs noted, Time flies like the wind, and fruit flies like bananas.