No news is old news.
One man’s drink is another man’s treasure.
Diplomacy is the art of saying, “Nice sticky!” until you can find a dog.
It’s easier to get forgiveness and forget.
You catch more flies with honey than a one-legged cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Garbage in, the worms crawl out.
Look before you leap out of the frying pan into the soup.
Now is the winner of our disk content.
Ich bin ein, zwei, drei, vier!
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If you break your leg, don’t come running to me!
A man’s home is his castle, until foreclosed on because he had one of those baloon mortgages. Then it’s the bank’s castle.
Too many cooks spoil the restaurant’s profit margin.
A man’s reach should exceed his vocabulary or what’s a metaphor?
Forewarned is half an octopus.
You catch more flies with bullshit than you do with honey.
We’re not laughing at you, we’re laughing about you.
“Hello”, he lied.
It takes a thief to catch someone else’s money.
I think, therefor I imagine.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shoe.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Do, or Da-doo-Run-Run-Run-Da-doo-Run-Run. There is no try.
I didn’t just fall off the bandwagon, ya know.
Just let sleeping bags lie.
You can’t make an omelet without opening up a can of worms.
You’re skating on thin water.
Spontaneous combustion doesn’t just happen.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Too many cooks make stew out of one oyster.
It’s just a tempest in another kettle of fish.
A watched pot never does much of anything.
A watched pot never smokes.
I think technically it is: “You can lead a Yak to water, but you can’t teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.”
Half of one, dozen of the other.
No pain…NO PAIN!
If I want your opinion, I’ll read your entrails.
Silence when you speak to me!
A lot of horse ones. And here are a couple more, in which the horse has given up the ghost:
Don’t look a dead horse in the mouth.
S/he’s beating a dead horse into the ground.