What doesn’t kill me, makes me older.
Anyhow, it’s all water under the dam.
…and then one morning, he woke up dead!
Don’t beat around a dead horse.
You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle anywhere: it’s far too big.
You can’t teach an old dog to make lemonade.
Depends how friendly you are and if both his/her arms are broken it’s the decent thing to do, innit?
This thread seems to have opened a Pandora’s floodgate of worms…
If a fat girl falls in the forest, do the trees laugh?
(I have this on a t-shirt)
Don’t count your chickens until they’ve crossed the road.
That sucked, will try again later.
You can do better if you try. Remember:
Success is not an idea, it’s a stately human being.
One rotten apple is always greener on the other side.
That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Stranger
(One of my old sig lines)
It’s like shooting fish in the ocean.
More fun than a barrel of monkeys flinging their poop.
He’s as sharp as a marble.
There’s plenty more fish in a barrel.
Si
Doh!
My house divided stands corrected.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? (Steven Wright)
As cool as a watched pot filled with nothing
The glass is full, with a safety factor of two.
-or-
The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.