Learn and let live.
It’s no skin off my teeth.
Can’t live with 'em, can’t shoot 'em.
Better late than ridiculously late.
Same day, different shit.
Don’t try to boil your watch. It never will.
It doesn’t matter; it’s half of one or six dozen of the other.
You have to break some eggs if you’re going to play Hamlet.
Quit dithering! Either fish or cut farts.
It’s easier to shoot the messenger than get permission.
E=mc4
No no no. E=MC Hammer.
Quoted from here:
He was marooned in the jaws of a human minefield, and with every step the noose grew tighter.
I think, therefore.
What?
If it quacks like dog shit, don’t step in it.
I think what you’re trying to say here is that a potted watch never boils.
One spring does not make a swallow
If you lie down with a sleeping dog, you get up with tired fleas.
I saw; I conquered; I came.
That which does not kill me just postpones the inevitable.
If you lie down with a sleeping bull, you get up with tired shit.
It’s cold as a witches brew outside.
Drivin’ like a bat outta hell or high water.
Quoted from Dodger pitcher Jason Schmidt today:
“I’m starting to see a light at the end of the road”
:smack:
It’s always darkest just before the fat lady sings.
It’s raining cats and dogs out there - I stepped in a poodle.
Too many cooks are better than none.
God does not shoot dice on the street corner with the Universe.
Don’t try to boil your watch. It waits for no man.