Like shooting fish in a barrel full of monkeys.
It takes one to know thyself.
A fool and his money is a friend indeed.
Better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
A stopped clock never strikes the same place twice.
Good fences make enough room to swing a cat.
One man’s trash springs eternal.
Quit while you’re behind.
Each day is better than the next!
Loose wrists sink ships.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow is another day.
Measure, schmeasure, go ahead and cut already!
Scarlett: With God as my witness, I’ll never be mangy again!
Rhett: Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a rat’s ass!
Okay, okay, every one of these is freaking brilliant. Now more than ever before (but I say this every day), I am absolutely utterly convinced that I am hanging out with some of the finest people on earth.
“One man’s trash springs eternal”…I will be chuckling evilly about that for years to come. Hell, I’m still chuckling over “1920’s-style Wreath Day”.
Cut twice, measure once
I think that works better as “Measure once, cut twice”.
That’s for sissys.
Real men cut first (twice) and then measure.
Don’t cut your cheese without checking your list twice.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I’d be flat broke.
When a lamb lies down with a lion, the lamb is an idiot.
Give me liberty or give me a break!
I regret that I have but one wife to give for my country.
I saw,I conquered, I came…and so did she after a while
A good man is in the eye of the beholder.
When life gives you lemons, it’s no use crying over spilt milk.
It’s an ill wind that brings no good deed will go unpunished.
All’s well that ends in better than none
If wishes were horses, then beggars wouldn’t be choosers.
He who laughs last has a bird in the frying pan
Float like a brick sting like a butterfly
There’s many a slip twixt a rolling stone and a swallow
It takes a village to bell the cat.
. . . damn sneaky feline . . .
Where there’s muck, there’s muckles.
Si
When the cat’s away, the mice can haz teh cheezburgr!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Where there’s smoke, there’s a way.
Or
Where there’s a will, there’s fire.