It's not you, it's me.

[CarnalK]

Well, maybe it’s partly you. But regardless…

[msmith537]

It’s not you, it’s me…I hate you.

[snfaulkner]

…and also it’s you. You are unlikable.

[blondebear]

It’s either me or you. Or maybe both.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Whoever smelt it,… .

[Ambivalid]

It’s those people.

[Stringbean]

You’re damn right it’s me.

[RivkahChaya]

…I’m an asshole.

[TokyoBayer]

Everything is about me.

[Little_Nemo]

It’s not you. And it’s not me either. I think it was the dog.

[QuickSilver]

… one of us must die, and it won’t be me.

[Johnny_L.A]

We can work on your problems.

[Half_Man_Half_Wit]

It’s neither you
nor not you
nor you or not you
nor neither you nor not you.

But it’s not me either.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

It ain’t me, babe.

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

My friend’s name is Ayumi and is pronounced “I you me”.

[TokyoBayer]

@Channing_Idaho_Banks

My friend’s name is Ayumi and is pronounced “I you me”.

(Except that it’s a Japanese name and in Japanese it’s not. It’s ah you me.) But carry on.

[blondebear]

@Little_Nemo

I think it was the dog.

Named Boo?

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Thel: Who farted at the dinner table?

[Gatopescado]

But enough talking about me. What do you think of me?

[Miller]

@TokyoBayer

(Except that it’s a Japanese name and in Japanese it’s not. It’s ah you me.) But carry on.

But in a lot of the US, “I” is pronounced “Ah.” As in, “Ah’m goin’ t’th’ store. You want anything, Ayumi?”